Audio 17 Oct 3,416 notes

Jimi Hendrix…outta control

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Text 13 Oct Essentially:

"Be my friend while I fight with my boyfriend because I’m never satisfied"

Uh, no thanks. I’m not that desperate.

Text 25 Sep

My friend was going through a rough patch with his girlfriend, and she wanted me to hang out with him so as to get his mind off of things. I would’ve, of course, but I was working 40 hours a week all summer. So I enlisted my other friend to help. Long story short, they’re both really good friends now and neither seem to have time for me now. What kinda bull is that…
I pretty much lost two friends because of a woman? Or because of work? Who can I sue?

Photo 15 Sep 813 notes stunningpicture:

Bought a Bart Simpson piggy bank at Goodwill. This sad note was inside.

stunningpicture:

Bought a Bart Simpson piggy bank at Goodwill. This sad note was inside.

Photo 10 Sep 19 notes adelusianofcreatives:

Robert Plant

Look at this fucking beast

adelusianofcreatives:

Robert Plant

Look at this fucking beast

Photo 10 Sep 158 notes sister—morphine:

Robert Plant and Mick Jagger, 1981

Gods.

sister—morphine:

Robert Plant and Mick Jagger, 1981

Gods.

Photo 8 Sep 696 notes heyitsclaire:

rob delaney kills me every single time #imapparently10yearsold

heyitsclaire:

rob delaney kills me every single time #imapparently10yearsold

Photo 8 Sep 54,525 notes

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Photo 31 Aug 11,916 notes
Video 20 Aug 23 notes

dragonmaw:

WHAT DA FUCK!

What’s funny about this scene from Die Hard 3, is that where this was filmed(136th and Lennox?) in NYC, is right by where I’ll be staying this weekend. I can’t wait. 

Video 20 Aug 549 notes

HAHAHA

Video 20 Aug 223 notes

"Where the hell are you goin’, McClane?! I told you 9th Avenue is the quickest way south!"

Fucking classic

Text 18 Aug

What is it with Starpoint girls fucking with my head? Last time that’s happening…don’t have time for any shenanigans…alright?

Text 13 Aug

Bought a 2 man inflatable raft…
Long story short…it will be used in an upcoming Navy SEALS-like operation…more details will come later

Text 10 Aug

New “About Me”:

Pathetic 19 year old male
Good at nothing
Can’t save money
No car
No girl
No style
Shit summer jobs


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