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dragonmaw:

WHAT DA FUCK!

What’s funny about this scene from Die Hard 3, is that where this was filmed(136th and Lennox?) in NYC, is right by where I’ll be staying this weekend. I can’t wait. 

Video 20 Aug 541 notes

HAHAHA

Video 20 Aug 219 notes

"Where the hell are you goin’, McClane?! I told you 9th Avenue is the quickest way south!"

Fucking classic

Text 18 Aug

What is it with Starpoint girls fucking with my head? Last time that’s happening…don’t have time for any shenanigans…alright?

Text 13 Aug

Bought a 2 man inflatable raft…
Long story short…it will be used in an upcoming Navy SEALS-like operation…more details will come later

Text 10 Aug

New “About Me”:

Pathetic 19 year old male
Good at nothing
Can’t save money
No car
No girl
No style
Shit summer jobs

Text 10 Aug

If there’s anyone that should drink themselves to death it should be me

Text 8 Aug

It’s like the photo from Back to the Future…the picture of us sitting at the bar tonight is fading away as time goes on

Text 8 Aug 1 note

Dammit, I wanna go to Canada tonight

Video 8 Aug 93,823 notes

yahooentertainment:

This Twitter thread is a thing of genius. While shining an important spotlight on the situation in Ukraine

Maybe the greatest sequences of Tweets ever

Photo 8 Aug 2 notes #Beefy #BubbleBath

#Beefy #BubbleBath

Text 1 Aug

No it’s alright, I like to talk to myself on here…
I forget that Tumblr isn’t like Twitter. Who knows why I even still have a blog

Text 1 Aug

So I ended up eating lunch by myself today at my favorite lunch spot…but I couldn’t taste anything because I brushed my teeth twice and used mouthwash…negative tastebud action

Text 1 Aug

Figures…knew it was too good to be true. Unbelievable. I just can’t win, ever.


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