Text 22 May Message to Mario Lemieux #66:

As a jersey enthusiast, I suggest you get rid of those god-awful fucking uniforms that the Penguins currently wear.

First of all, go back to the 90’s black and yellow/gold, and get rid of that “Vegas Gold” bullshit. Second, ditch that shitty Reebok Edge template and design a simple jersey like you had in the 90’s.

That is all.

-Someone who isn’t even a Penguins fan but hates your jerseys

Text 22 May 55,697 notes

pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die

Video 20 May 302 notes

clusterfuckstateofmind:

LOL

Hahahaha I didn’t see the little white text back there, oh man hahaha perfect

(Source: princesssriku)

via Eh fuck it.
Photo 19 May 12 notes
Text 18 May 130,686 notes LIFE HACK

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

Photo 18 May 10 notes
Text 14 May

Jesus Christ, I block the Penguins Twitter and then she fucking quotes their Tweets. I can’t fucking win, can I?

Video 14 May 26 notes
Photo 14 May 66 notes
via yes.
Photo 13 May I DARE you to try and follow this conversation on Facebook between a distant relative of mine and someone she knows. Good fucking luck, because it’s incredibly broken and barely english.

I DARE you to try and follow this conversation on Facebook between a distant relative of mine and someone she knows. Good fucking luck, because it’s incredibly broken and barely english.

Text 11 May @mackinthebox

Being the jersey fanatic that I am, I’ll have to check it out! (Like I need any more jerseys, I’m at 22 now.) Bit if they’re legitimate jerseys, hell yeah I’ll buy a couple!

Text 11 May 1 note BY THE WAY

I’m “shipping off to Boston” the 20th, for a four day vacation with some friends. We’re planning on visiting the marathon memorial and Watertown and whatnot, anyone have any other suggestions of where to go in Boston?

Text 11 May

Thank god I only like football and hockey, and three teams between the two of those sports. I can’t imagine the pain of more losing. God damn you L.A., and the “lucky” shit that went your way.
NEXT YEAR, Bills, Sabres, and Blues. Fuck me, man.

Text 30 Apr

How does one live in a populated, upper-class city, and also claim to be country? Look at that same person three years ago, they probably hated country music and thought the outdoors were “nasty”.
Come on, act fake just to fit in to a particular group? Siqklaiieurjnshakaoskksf

Text 30 Apr 1 note

Before last season, it was not possible to watch any/every playoff game. This is beautiful, thank you(for once) NBC.


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